if i was a ghost i would do useful things like let the cat out or take flamable things off the stove and sing to small children when they can’t sleep and terrify the fuck out of assholes hell yeah bitches. what was that? did I hear you make a derogatory remark about women? bam, your lamp is now on the floor what cha going to do punk? are you abusing that child? wambo, your walls are now bleeding motherfucker
if ur biceps are bigger than ur head u need to stop
u sound weak and jealous
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
The story of my personal and professional life.
|Brother:||I wonder what Satan looks like..|
|Me:||Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.|
|Me:||Yeah. I guess you could say he was....|
|Me:||... fine as hell.|