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i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

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This woman has a lot of good shit to say.

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do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

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It’s 1am and I have no desire to sleep or stay awake. 

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donkey:im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
shrek:get out me swamp!
donkey:aww :/

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That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.


i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

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The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via fuglyhottie)

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Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.


This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

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