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gazzymouse:

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

EVERY

BODY

CLAP
YOUR
HANDS

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how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

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curetes:

nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive

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sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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killadamsandler88888888888888999:

like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

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crockercorpjanecrocker:

kitkat808:

starkspangly:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

OMFG my teacher just showed us this in death and dying class

what the fuck kinda school have death and dying class
what the fuck death and dying classs

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lolsomeone-actually:

naivepanda:

Thank the heavens

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For fucking

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Orlando Bloom

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Orlando Bloom:

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who keeps making Step Up movies and why

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hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

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wonclerful:

when i ask u what ur favourite colour is i expect a colour of the rainbow not some guava sunset-salami coral reef bullshit 

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trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

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pokernon:

mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*

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