Mew.

im unoriginal & i have no friends.

shialablunt:

Johnny Depp supporting #boyincroptops1984

Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story


Answer:

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via beyoncebeytwice)

lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

(Source: underdosing, via beyoncebeytwice)

liveinphoenix:

note to self never go past the 15th page on google images when youve searched pete wentz

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(via sideb00b)

feggotdesu:

dating me means dating my anxiety and my random spouts of depression it means dating my panic attacks at 11pm or 2 am or 5am or anytime of the day for that matter it means dating my mood swings where i get really upset over everything about me and all my insecurities and how i’m not good enough because i’m never good enough

(via injuries)

shialablunt:

Call me crazy shit at least you’re callin

5ludge:

I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found thisimage

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I really don’t know what I expected.

(Source: mulched, via whoredinarygirl)

telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

(via exhusbands)

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via hi)

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